Lack of Perspective

From RMLS Listing

Photo by @laprice

These photos were not taken with weird perspective, the floor actually slants that way. There's a 3 plus inch floor height difference across the house, much of it in this room.

Sadly it is not the Eugene branch of the Oregon Vortex.  New foundation is at the top of the list. Luckily, it was also in my budget from the first time I set eyes on the house (pro tip: cement block foundations should not have canted blocks.)

Or I guess I could just claim it's an Ames Room
and call it good.

So, yes, I'm looking for foundation replacement contractors if anyone knows one.